Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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