So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There's always time for handjobs
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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