Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
