Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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