you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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