If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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