I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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