Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
