great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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