I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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