So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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