i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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