he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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