Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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