Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just gift wrapped bread.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
