I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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