Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
You pole danced in your parka.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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