actually, I'm a sock model
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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