Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
do herpes really smell.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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