i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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