Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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