OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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