I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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