i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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