Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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