You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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