question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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