we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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