And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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