at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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