Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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