is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You are the jesus of drinking
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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