Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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