who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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