can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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