I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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