just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
