she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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