The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
