At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
