There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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