brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The adults are the big ones right?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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