another moral hangover. fuck.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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