Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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