I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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