I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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