I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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