Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize