We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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