Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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