she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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