You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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