actually, I'm a sock model
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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